Here’s an experience for you: sit back, close your eyes (but not really because then you won’t be able to read the post. Unless you ask that person sitting next to you to read the rest aloud for you), think of Italy-the delectable food, the canals of Venice, the Alps.

Now you’re stretching your arms and legs, jumping up and down in place to get your heart pumping, almost ready to ascend that giant pink bunny knitted by some grannies to look as if plummeted from so high in the sky to its quite nasty demise that its internal organs have exploded and lay beside it.